The Cabbage Patch

The Gospels

Here is Brother's rendering of the authors of the Gospels at work.  From left to right are John, Mark, Matthew, and Luke.  Matthew has a frown on his face because he was having trouble writing.

Drumstick

Brother said to me on our first day at the beach after he rolled around on the sand:

"Look, I'm a chicken drumstick!"

Close but No Cigar

My brother asked Brother:  Brother, what's happening to Mommy today? (yesterday)

Brother:  She's getting crucified.

My brother laughing:  No, she's getting confirmed.

Dialogue

Honey:

"Ouch, she said as she was scratching."

Lint, Etc.

Lissa at The Lilting House writes about the many uses of dryer lint.  This came from the fight her daughters were having over said lint.  The story of her children fighting over the dryer lint and the other stories reminded me of my two oldest.  Brother was 3 and Sister was about 18-20 months old.  This was while I was pregnant with Honey.  I was in the living room when Brother came running down the hallway from the bedrooms into the kitchen.  He mimicked throwing something in the trash.  Then he ran back into the hallway yelling, "Sister!!  I threw your arm away!!."  Oh, the wailing from Sister.  Then to add insult to injury, he said, "And, now it's all dirty!"

Mississippi

Brother has a bear he has called Edward (from Thomas the Tank Engine).  He likes to talk about all the things that Edward says and does.  Today he told Daddy that Edward's last name is Sippi because his father is Mr. Sippi and his mother is Mrs. Sippi.

What's even funnier is that he didn't even realize he had made a funny joke. 

Silly Kids

I love how close my children are.  Here they are being so silly together.  Aren't they precious?

Never leave your 15 month old unattended for long.  Run if you don't hear anything.

Kidisms

One day during bathtime, Sister says to me, "I want to play the bride and broom."

Another time Brother says, "It almost went into my nozzle."  I said, "Do you mean the holes in your nose?  It's nostril."

What Kind of Bird?

So, can anyone help me?  What kind of bird does this resemble?

At Bathtime

Overhead at bathtime yesterday:

Honey:  Why did God make me?

Sister:  Because he's nice.